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Ganked from janke janke Bold what you've eaten. Strike what you wouldn't ever consider eating. My Omnivore's Hundred (50/100): 1. Venison2. Nettle tea 3. Huevos rancheros4. Steak tartare5. Crocodile 6. Black pudding 7. Cheese fondue8. Carp9. Borscht10. Baba ghanoush 11. Calamari12. Pho13. PB&J sandwich14. Aloo gobi 15. Hot dog from a street cart16. Epoisses 17. Black truffle 18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes19. Steamed pork buns20. Pistachio ice cream21. Heirloom tomatoes22. Fresh wild berries23. Foie gras 24. Rice and beans25. Brawn or head cheese26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper27. Dulce de leche28. Oysters29. Baklava30. Bagna cauda 31. Wasabi peas32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl33. Salted lassi 34. Sauerkraut35. Root beer float36. Cognac with a fat cigar 37. Clotted Cream Tea 38. Vodka Jelly/Jell-O/Jell-O Shots39. Gumbo40. Oxtail41. Curried goat 42. Whole insects43. Phaal 44. Goat’s milk 45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/$120 or more 46. Fugu 47. Chicken tikka masala 48. Eel49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut50. Sea urchin 51. Prickly pear 52. Umeboshi53. Abalone54. Paneer 55. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal56. Spaetzle57. Dirty gin martini 58. Beer above 8% ABV 59. Poutine 60. Carob chips61. S’mores62. Sweetbreads 63. kaolin 64. Currywurst 65. Durian 66. Frogs’ legs 67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake68. Haggis 69. Fried plantain 70. Chitterlings or andouillette71. Gazpacho72. Caviar and blini 73. Louche absinthe 74. Gjetost or brunost 75. Roadkill76. Baijiu 77. Hostess Fruit Pie78. Snail79. Lapsang Souchong80. Bellini81. Tom Yum 82. Eggs Benedict83. Pocky84. 3 Michelin Star Tasting Menu 85. Kobe beef86. Hare 87. Goulash88. Flowers89. Horse 90. Criollo chocolate 91. Spam92. Soft shell crab93. Rose harissa 94. Catfish95. Mole poblano 96. Bagel and lox97. Lobster Thermidor 98. Polenta 99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee 100. Snake Tags: food, meme Current Location: work Current Mood: aggravated Current Music: Dark Light - HIM
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IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..' We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING: My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change. Do not confuse the clerks at McD's. IDIOT SIGHTING : I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.' From Kingman , KS IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE : My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce. From Kansas City IDIOT SIGHTING : I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.' Happened in Birmingham , Ala. IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!' She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a lunch at Texas Instruments. IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less. IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.' This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi STAY ALERT! They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they REPRODUCE. Tags: funny Current Location: work Current Mood: giddy Current Music: Ive been waiting - Sixpence none the richer
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