urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:curiousinterest Sweet Pandemonium I just dont know what to do with myself curiousinterest 2008-09-04T14:45:38Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:curiousinterest:68014 Wisdom... 2038-01-19T03:14:07Z 2008-09-04T14:45:38Z Big Girls dont cry - Fergie ...According to Larry the Cable Guy<br /><br />1. A day without sunshine is like night.<br /><br />2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.<br /><br />3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.<br /><br />4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.<br /><br />5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.<br /><br />6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.<br /><br />7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.<br /><br />8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in<br /> the trap<br /><br />9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.<br /><br />10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.<br /><br />11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.<br /><br />12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.<br /><br />13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.<br /><br />14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?<br /><br />15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.<br /><br />16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.<br /><br />17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?<br /><br />18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.<br /><br />19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?<br /><br />20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?<br /><br />21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck<br /> happened?'<br /><br />22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.<br /><br />23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright<br /> until you hear them speak.<br /><br />24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapeno's.<br /> What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.